*211 - pickuptruck

He was a decently nice chap I guess, but his pick-up lines made me laugh secretly to myself.

(In the bus.)

Booming male voice: HEY.
Me: -awoken from my sweet slumber- Uh? -stupid look on face-
Him: Turn around turn around stay there don't move.
Me: -turns around in shock- Uh?
And then suddenly, wild swatting at my hair!
Me: -turns back to him in shock- Wha?
Him: There was a spider on your hair. (earnestly) Could be poisonous, you know.

(A while later.)

Him: Erm, what's the time?
Me: -rummages around for very long to find handphone in bag- Oh it's 3.20 ...
Him: WHAT? -instinctively dives for HIS handphone in his bag but stops himself in time- Oh no, I think I'm late blahblah.
And then I noticed he was wearing a watch.

Hehehehe.