I was happily brushing my teeth when I noticed a weird smell every time I bent nearer the mirror to inspect my teeth. A weird, nasty smell.
I left and went back into the toilet a few minutes later.
THEN I REALISED WHAT THE NASTY SMELL WAS.
OH MY GOODNESS.
AHHHHHHH.
A COCKROACH WAS CRAWLING OUT OF THE TOOTHBRUSH HOLDERS.
I screamed and my sister came running – and we both stared in horror at the cockroach happily traipsing through our toothbrushes. And we both realised that we had been brushing with Cockroach instead of Colgate (as Justin so aptly put it)!!
We sprayed it to death and changed all the toothbrushes and gargled with mouthwash together while making upset “mmpphhh!!” noises.
And that’s my gross story for today.
-shudder-
[edit, 2 minutes later:]
What’s up with insects today? My sister just shrieked that there was a weird green praying mantis or grasshopper sitting on her laptop swaying in the breeze.
It’s quite cute actually.
