*676 - vengeance of the vagisil

So, I develop a localized reaction to the Vagisil in the night and end up with a ridiculously inflamed and sore ... everything. Omg. I was in itchy, painful hell for most of the night and even got up at 4 am to take a cool shower because I didn't know what else to do. Putting on pants this morning physically hurt me, as did walking, sitting down, everything. Perched awkwardly on the edge of my seat with my legs apart and completed my prelimin 20 minutes(I hope I do ok). Waddled off to Gannett like an NS boy with a bad abrasion (I've heard stories), revealed my poor inflamed vulva to the nurse, got Q-tips inserted into me, got sent off with pills and a squirt bottle (fill with cold water and squirt for relief).

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It's actually a rather amusing experience, because how often do you swell up so much that you can't put your legs together without extreme discomfort? It's ridiculous and pretty hilarious to me hahaha. Nurse says I'll be feeling better in 24 hours. I hope she's right.