Wow. First time in days that I can sit still comfortably. I like to think that I have a moderately high threshold for pain, but burning pain coupled with intense itching is just kind of hard for me to tolerate.
E: (Shuffles along the aisles desperately, as fast as Burning Itch allows)
D: (Trots along, probably thinks E is dying of a deadly disease)
E: OMG FOUND IT!!!! (Points at Vagisil: maximum strength)
D: ... oh.
Many thanks to D for rushing me to the pharmacy. What reprieve!! A phenomenal, un-itchy moment to be etched alongside the story of the Moscato.