*478 - missing underwear

My hoard of undies is diminishing.

And I can't for the life of me figure out why. I mean, undies aren't like earrings or hair pins; you don't take them off, leave them lying around, and then forget to put them on again and leave without them.

I just bought (online, of course) about $50 worth of undies to replenish my supply and I'm going to keep a VERY close watch over them this time.