*532 - hello from the mountains

I don't usually cry from physical pain - my tolerance is pretty damn high (must be all the torture from the gym days). But thumping down backward smack on my tailbone and hurtling down the slopes head-first was the most painful thing I had felt in a while.

That being said, it would probably be less painful to tumble head over heels down the black slopes than to listen to _______ again.

And that being said, I'm having the most awesome spring break ever! (I know it's my first, but you know.) Snowboarding is painful but so exhilirating, the mountains are a work of art, and the company is hahaha amazing. Oh-ya-pay-ya-somm-ing for sleeping arrangements and switching around every night; lots of Jeep Jokes; modeling a penis a day (in the snow or with leftover food); styling each others' hair and going out in public looking like fools; screeching our favourite song (KEN LEEEEEEEE tulibu dibou douchuuuu); etc etc etc. Really amazing.

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"Taking one or two oranges at bedtime and again on rising in the morning is an excellent way of stimulating the bowels."

Constipation home remedy is still in my google search history from that time at Joel's place where I constipated for something like 2 weeks. This always happens when I'm in unfamiliar places. Oranges later hahaha.

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Joshua (recounting his dream): ... and my tummy hurt, so Joel massaged it, and it was nice. And then I massaged Joel's back, and it was nice.

It's funny how the 3 boys have been showing homosexual tendencies for the past few days ;)