26 September, 2011

*1103 - eye contact

How can one think it was a good idea to build the toilets of two adjacent apartments facing each other via an enormous window, such that if you leave the window cracked by accident you may by accident gaze into the eyes of a topless man hurrying by or an enraged woman who then slams their window shut as you yourself sit on the potty? THEY HAVE SEEN ME SITTING ON THE POTTY. Imagine that!

OMG THE DUDE JUST OPENED HIS LIVING ROOM BLINDS AND IS GAZING AT ME THROUGH THEM RIGHT NOW. It's like he knew I was thinking about him. Obviously we have made eye contact about three times and he has since closed the blinds in a hurry--no morning sunlight for him today, whoops. Why does our bathroom open up to theirs and our kitchen look into their living room? What sort of awkward building design is this?

HAHA.

The potty scene has happened at least five times to both D and I (the window needs to be cracked at least sometimes for bathroom ventilation, it's only healthy, yes?)--we conclude that our neighbours hate us and we swiftly but silently scuttle past their door whenever we leave the building to avoid any form of contact.

Thank goodness we're escaping in a week to our ... New Apartment. Yes, it's finally happening and I cannot wait!! :)