Me, in the shower. Him, somewhere in the bathroom, shaving/flossing/etc. Both, hurried, getting ready for a fab night out.
Me: (With great joy, and loudly so that he could hear me through the shower door, exclaimed something to the effect of) "MMM it feels so good, I can't stop (showering)!"
Him: (Awkward silence)
Reason: Unbeknown to me, a party of sorts had just arrived at the apartment and was milling around just outside the bathroom.
Conclusion: I managed to deftly slip out unnoticed, ninja-like.
The end!