*911 - somebody call ...

The fully-anticipated winter pudginess has commenced.

The problem is that it's barely winter. (Only 56 degrees now--winter officially begins at first snowfall, by my books.)

I don't know how to go on a diet, and I don't know how to how to get a cardio work out when (1) I hate gyms, (2) I don't have access to a swimming pool, (3) it's too cold out to go for a run, and (4) I can only take a dance/yoga class perhaps once a week, if at all.

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Also, I've suddenly been hit by a panic attack, realising that Halloween is in a couple of weeks and I have not given my costume a thought. Last year's baby outfit was epic and unbeatable, what with the adult-sized diapers and baby bottles filled with alcohol. Hm.