Hopping on the bandwagon since all the FB statuses of fellow Ithacans are some variation of "SNOWSTORM":
Snowstorm = car slips and slides across flat road = car does not make it up even 1/8 of the slope = WHY DO I LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF A GIANT HILL = car illegally parked and a frigid, slippery, nose-drippy (but exciting!) hike up the slope at 1 am
Today would be a fantastic day to go snowboarding, if I weren't having my (second-last) final in 3 hours!